Nastiest things from the point of view of children

Dress in that, in what makes mom. To clean clothes in the closet neatly. Cabbage soup is almost one boiled onions. Face of the Web. Wash your shoes after a walk. Tidy up as you killed a cockroach. [Cut] There in the garden soup, in which your eyes drowned fly. Standing in the corner when mom and dad are looking pointedly cartoons. All came to the matinee dressed knights and musketeers, and you — last year’s bunny. Lying in the garden all the quiet time around the sleeping sweetly described the neighbor. Cut your toenails before going to the theater, because allegedly the theater with long toenails are not allowed. Inadvertently see how someone eats boogers. But most are — niskolechko not disgusting! When my mother at the matinee loudly asked: "Do you want to write?" You, of course, loudly say "No", and quietly say, "Yes …" She only hears "No", and you’re all dancing matinee even when all sing … When the morning beetle in the box is a dead. When they discover that you’re in pantyhose! Limp excuse that this is such stockings, no one believes it! Shame on you! In pantyhose like a girl! When you’re wearing rubber boots, and the way any decent puddle. When eaten, "Kinder Surprise", and a toy you already have. When adults say, "Do not hump!" When parents show guests to the wedding album. Itself-that is shown on the wedding and dressed, and you after the wedding, small and bare. Watch as fishing dad skewer maggots on the hook, lifting it from the cheeks. The key to the apartment all the time on your neck, and when you came to the door — do not have it there. And apples from someone else’s garden FIG open the door! And write hunting! When mom starts a phrase with the words "Tell me honestly …" and leaves no chance. When on the desk across the place where the handle is not writing. When you gum in his hair tossed, and she is stuck. When a girl from a guy in a fight on his hands wins. In the basement all saw a dead rat and you’re at that time of Pushkin wonks. Stand at the board and realize that now puknesh and nothing can be done. And you want to at least do everything quietly, and the result is the opposite. Run the entire physical education, as if nothing had happened, tumble, climb on the wall bars, and then discover that sports briefs torn at the seam. Climb on the rope after snotty Vova. When the older sister ESPECIALLY leaves in a pan half-eaten one spoon pilaf that you had finished and then washing the pan. When should I give my father in his diary to sign, and you have already signed it.

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