September 1

Well … Sept. 1 … I have today is the first time in first class. Maman from the night roars like to see me off to war. And that is something to cry? It happens to everyone? Yesterday, she still somehow held, even bows corrugated patted me. So now they have me Gorny and 1.5 meters long. The portfolio of the primer and put the sausage in the dough. Then she began to read aloud book smart. Something about "if the child is not psychologically prepared for school." In the third paragraph, I went for catnip, but she still reads: "The child will be safer in a strange place, if next to the items will be familiar to him from childhood. For example, a favorite teddy bear or a machine. " Well, I do not have a bear! I had to drive to the action game "Turtles tortilla. Rising from the sewage-3 "to take. I will put on the desk, you need to make contact with the boys go. Although there are guys in 7 years? [Cut] came out, finally. ‘m Maman for a trembling hand. Said the ruler will be. And bang! — The first divorce. No there is no line. There are a bunch of scared malyshni, nervously looking around at a bunch of frightened parents. On the contrary … That is probably why Mother was afraid! A crowd of high school students, "trumpeting" last year in the walls, not so far from the liquor store. With grief in half defended this mess with the bureaucratic title, something resembling a queue. Some dyldon of 10th class dragged along the perimeter Malyavka with a bell in his hand, signaling the first in our lives the school bell. Ctoyaschy next brother in misfortune enlightened that the first of September is always so — electricity after repair still does not work, so this attribute collective farm cow call. He was "the first time" for the second time here. "Repeaters" on their slang. The director, the old "macho" about thirty-five, has announced that our senior friends (hold on, Mom!) Conduct first-graders in the class. I look — something coming at me in a school uniform size 52, vaguely resembling the subject of furniture in a brown bag. Bows are the same as mine on pergedrolevoy head. Fit, looks out over the bust down: "Well, shmakodyavka? Ended your merry life? "In the class sat down at the last desk — Repetition has advised. He said that, as in a movie theater, it’s places for kisses. Lord, who kiss, then? Some toothless guys all … Well, I’m okay, I have this age. And they have something that no teeth? "Moidodir" in childhood did not read it? The first and only (thank Labour and socialism!) Lesson today — "The lesson of mother land." On the board — the political map of the world. Better if they have this board on the back wall hung because malyshnya still looks that way: there nervous parents started. Hmm … Obstanovochka that more … Someone roars, sobbing mothers, one after the other without asking stand up and go "pisya" three boys. No, definitely have guys mind and bladder weaker than us women. In front of me a plump lady with thin braids and thick glasses with glasses gets bread with tomato and chop with salt in a matchbox. I, too, sausage roll is a primer! I start to get nervous …. I hear you crying Mamkin whisper, "You have what home plate? Electric? And I Ghazawi … I’m working up to six … How does it heat up the soup itself is going to be? "Behind begins a lively discussion of the features of my digestive tract. The question "What is better for the stomach seven years — a portion of borscht, but a cold, or a bun, but with yogurt?" Appears and drags the teacher. She’s on the parallel (opa! words what I already know), the son of the "pipe". No, I’m sorry nurse. Good I have it. See how to kill. Not for nothing, I guess. Suddenly forgotten everything and like last year I was on "American! sky pie "has not started, and how instead of bows bra I bought the stupid, and how scolded for being while she was asleep, I told her on the forehead is washed off after 3 days with a tattoo Pokemon zababahali. And then there’s the teacher, to defuse the situation, including a tape recorder. Some songster with the children’s choir sing the sad-pregrustnymi voices: "The letters are different writing in a notebook with a thin feather in school are taught in school are taught in school. Subtract and multiply, not to hurt kids in school are taught in school are taught in school, "Hey, who’s there going to hurt us here? In a panic to turn around and see her that …. nurse smiling! The song that Lee liked? Or reminded of something? Lesson over. Parents begin to clap, we go home. I take the nurse’s hand and lead home. Let us learn from the stove include a T-shirt and shorts for physical education to stroke …

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