What the Russian barbarians

What the Russian barbariansRussian barbarians broke into villages, villages and camps, leaving behind only the libraries, theaters and city.

Russian has always been the most backward and underdeveloped. We went to obscure pants and wore a fur why, when all the normal Europeans swathes rags. Long been intolerant. Prohibiting same-sex relationships, and in enlightened ancient Europe, men loved to love each other. In Russian barbarians was not even slavery, what a shame. Russian did not wash, and lived up to their ears in mud baths and probably borrowed from the Finns. In Russian cities even incorrect. In a normal European medieval town in the center is close to the gallows "torture." Go down the street gutters, which poured from the windows of dirt.

A noble Europeans linen hung over cesspits that would wear out, unable to bear the smell, crawled lice. Russian is the youngest nation, so for thousands of years behind in development of other nations, and excavations in Tripoli (Ukraine) and Kostenki (near Voronezh) do not belong to the Russian, it was the ancient harboring.

We built a state Swedes, even before himself. Certainly Normans Rurik Godolyubovich creator states in Russia.
Gave us the ability to wash the Europeans, and gave absolutely and without compensation. So that they themselves have even forgotten what it is to hikes in Arabia. Were washed again in the Renaissance.

Religion we have presented the Greeks before that Russian was some wild faith, which prohibits drinking alcohol, to give money at interest to deceive people. Before the Greeks have not been writing. Writing has given us Byzantium in order to spread the Christian books in. Before that, Russian, when we went hiking on Constantinople, peace and trade agreements signed apparently crosses, and were verbally, recording on tape.

Europe has always been clever Russia. When Anne of Kiev married the King of France, was surprised that he is not competent. He's the king, he can do anything. Could not learn to read. Anna was the worst in the court of the king, she alone knew how to read, washed and brushed his teeth, that's Russian savage.

Russia before Peter was wild and barbaric. Peter has brought a lot of useful tobacco, wigs with lice, the German men's clothes with stockings and corsets, and the main fleet, which Russia did not exist, because Oleg on Byzantium in the hands of the float, and the rivers on rafts Russian apparently walked.

Hockey Canada has given us, which came in from unknown east of the country, where people are in the boots on the lakes to play it a long time.

America has always been better than Russia. They first dropped on civilian towns atomic bombs. First flew to the moon. American Sikorsky invented the helicopter. American Zvorygin invented television. And of course America defeated Hitler during the Vietnam war in Iraq against terrorism! America gave Russia freedom from the Soviet Union. Now we are free to dress as clowns, plump, drug addiction, and die young, we are free to send three letters to parents and score study, we can not ignore the children and do not look for a job, we are free to be gangsters and prostitutes.
Now we in the west all in justice: the rich zhiruyut, slogger starving. Education will soon be like them, and we are the same SMART as Americans. Factories have closed, and why they are the same oil in bulk.

Russian in 1990 declined by a million a year. But it does not matter, because we are FREE!
Thank you America!

Of course, the Russian language is not steep, Russian films are not fashionable, traditions and culture of barbaric, because it is better to put a minus thirty Chinese sneakers than warm, but not fancy boots.

Russian very aggressive: we attacked the Swedes at Poltava, the Poles in the Kremlin in 1612, to Napoleon at Borodino, we are inadequately used force in Stalingrad. We arranged a genocide of Ukrainians, and along with themselves Russian, Ukraine, that would not hurt it. We occupied eastern Europe, which was free under the protection of Hitler. And most importantly, we have imposed an arms race America wanted to attack her that dropped the atomic bomb, and consequently unleashed the Cold War. And of course we deal treacherously attacked the little democratic Georgia, and America to save her.

And of course, in Russia there is no democracy and freedom of speech. Elections are always rigged.
What the Russian barbarians!

This and many other topics in the book Dmitry Rebyakova "Why do we live like this. Or fight for the right to live. "


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