Zadornov: Moscow — Russia is not

Mikhail Zadornov: "Russian will not be given to a third of their salaries to officials at the office, working janitors, cleaners, janitors."

Mikhail Zadornov: "Russian will not be given to a third of their salaries to officials at the office, working janitors, cleaners, janitors."

Abroad, when they learn that you're Russian, often exclaim:

— Oh, Russia! I have been to Russia!

— But where?

— In Moscow!

— Moscow is not Russia!

— How is it? — Surprised.

— Clear. They are judged on the map, where Russia, where there is — writesin his blog Michael Zadornov. -How do they explain that in the Moscow subway less often heard speaking Russian?

The assistant told me she had heard in the bus driver with passengers swore in Tajik! Watchmen, janitors, porters, builders … — International Central Asian guest workers team without a declaration of war did what Hitler failed to Germany to capture the capital of Russia.

It happened very simply. Russian will not be given to a third of their salaries to officials at the office, working janitors, cleaners, janitors. Capture of Moscow — is a betrayal of Moscow managers. Napoleon, our ancestors did not give Moscow, Hitler, Poles … put millions defenders! And wow … passed south hucksters. Not all, of course, at the mercy of the capital they have given. Only the lower floors and basements Social Networks, and the top: the banks, holding companies, joint ventures — understandably Central Asia will not pull. They gave Europe with America.

Yes, those who come to Moscow, often admired — how she has blossomed! This is true. Just do not forget that sometimes in the jungle or in the forest the most beautiful flowers — the most poisonous.

Of course, every cloud has a silver lining. And Moscow has positive qualities. For example, our capital from Russia sucks all evil and sucks her courage in yourself. Each attained success in any country town thief wants to go to Moscow for refresher courses thieves. But the province is self-cleaning due to our capital. And so today, the further from Moscow, the more … Russia!

Tomsk far from Moscow. Many great people — graduates of the city.

The main thing that improves my mood when I get in these Siberian city — they still remember that we are Russian! And even in the architecture preserved that native beauty, which is known to forget ballpoint glamor.

Really beautiful Tsereteli underground supermarket on the western way, which is about to fall through the center of Moscow? Or Moscow-city of skyscrapers, like coffins, put on end? What is the exact word "skyscraper" — scrape the sky. Do you know why those who live by the laws of nature, it is hard to be long in most areas of New York? The sky is not! Everything is closed "coffins."

Is not it great that in Russia there remains another beauty, not crowding the sky? In a word — heavenly.

There is a legend of the Russian people, that Tsar Alexander 1 died in 1825 in Taganrog, and faked his own death. So it all this reign, power, money, adulation surrounding tired that all this hateful thing he left and went to the monks. Under the name of Fyodor Kuzmich Alexander aged one long lived in Tomsk in the wing of the house of the merchant and chrome in a cell at Zaimka in his country estate …

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