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Madonna Riot

Finally! "The girl with greetings" as they called the distinguished subject of Her Majesty Mrs. Madonna Louise Veronica Cicogna at school, got to own "education" applets to Russia. And the Russians have a colorful opportunity to behold that "hello" and does not think of dissolving the body and soul singer approaching retirement age. His epoch-making speech Madonna, as soon became stylish in many western stars, not disdain before (well, not disdain for the moment) to shine the primary sexual characters on the stage, beginning with the support of a surprisingly cheerful promoted for the near future of PR. The full title of the group lead, perhaps, will not, because it might hurt the feelings of people who are able to translate a few words with the British in the Russian language. But in a small group of title, perhaps, lies the whole point of its creation and existence.

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Ms. Cicogna, whose posters for 13 years hanging over the bed Ksenia Sobchak (for recognition in Twitter itself Sobchak), decided to pray for the freedom of the girls who had organized the Sabbath mainly Orthodox Cathedral of the country. The singer said, quote: "These three girls have done something very brave" (although dispassionate courage — it's all the same jumps without panties and with guitars in the main mosque of the town Stern), showed a naked back of the torso with the inscription, the respective name «PR», folded her hands in prayer, and to speculate about the morality and continued to own concert in the usual way.

After these body-and yazykodvizheny singer on Twitter 1st notorious Russian politician who is in the rank of Deputy Prime Minister, there was a record subsequent disposition: "Every former b. over the years tends to read the whole lecture on morality. Especially during zabugornyh tour and tour. " Russian policy here were not respond to the best of liberal comrades say, listen, you — hands off of Madonna, she — the star!

But the thing is, that tweet Deputy Prime Minister Rogozin no mention Madonna was not. Well it is necessary to build such a stereotype — hints Rogozin himself — that the word "former b …" here on the brain of many people coming image of the singer Madonna. Apparently, the singer's work for many (and for herself), indeed, has long faded into the second plan, and in the first place is still the same pr international scale.

By the way, if Dmitry Rogozin on bukovku mentioned the word "b" on the outside regardless of who else, here is a man who recklessly far from the sphere of Russian military-industrial complex, but is close to the work of Madonna, Sir Elton John, so directly and stated that the career Madonna is over, because it (the singer) quite reincarnated, quote: "a fucking fairground stripper." Said it was too last week. In general, the real war on the margins of the global show business …

Posted by gunpowder in the fire besides the Petersburg Legislative Assembly deputy Milon who wants to apply to the court for Cicogna, because it violated a law prohibiting propaganda of homosexuality during his own concert in St. Petersburg. The members of the organization "Parental Control" written statement to Madonna to the St. Petersburg police. Of course, now that the writers of such films as "Streets of Broken Lamps", "Stopping Power" and others have a chance to release at least another couple of seasons own movies in which Dukalis, "Casanova" and "Amanita" will be operationally very tightly chosen to the Madonna and "sew" it more and more new things …

Overall, Madonna Riot — Not otherwise …

Sarkozy plays Napoleon

Apparently realizing that the court issues with the way during one of the presidential campaigns in the hands of the Emperor Nicolas Sarkozy were billions of dollars of the Gaddafi family, moved to the second plan, the French ex-president has decided to recall for himself. Squaring his feathers and beak open, Sarkozy is suddenly very sharply criticized the positions of the current French President Francois Hollande. The criticism stems from the fact that Hollande "crime of omission" against the Syrian issue. Sarkozy asks almost from Hollande, so he gave orders to the troops to attack on Syria to topple Bashar al-Assad. Say, you need to be tougher against the Syrian regime.

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Apparently, Sarkozy hints at his unbridled toughness, manifested in terms of the bombing of Libya. But if so, the ex-president did not take into account the 1st important factor: he then gave orders to bomb Libya, to bury information about financing their own presidential campaign by Muammar Gaddafi … But Francois Hollande, apparently from Bashar al-Assad no means of personal victory in the election did not get, so it does not understand a lot of impulsive Nicolas zeal in terms of new bombing.

Sarkozy himself, of course, does not want to be the only time the new president of France, who gave the order to bomb peaceful town of another country, because it was one of the reasons for his defeat in the presidential election Hollande. French people are not able to forgive Sarkozy that instead of solving social problems inside their own country, he decided to fill in a fog of war with the "anti-democratic regime."

But Hollande, of course, is not going to swallow the bait Sarkozy, and his position on the anger against Syria, besides bypassing the UN Security Council resolutions, is more than restrained.

By the way, during President Sarkozy's speech about the "bloody Assad regime" did not actually go. On the contrary, one of the Syrians and the Libyans Nicolas cheerfully greeted Bashar al-Assad (like Muammar Gaddafi, by the way), and promised him his support. Or after the election defeat Sarkozy felt all the "bloody" the Syrian regime, or the desire to shove a pig Hollande is so intense manifested in the ex-President — It is not yet clear. But clearly more — the last owner of the Champs-Elysees Napoleon decided to show character (they increase with Bonaparte almost identical, but the similarities end with).

If so, Francois Hollande is time to consult with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II on the occasion of being there at the moment things are Sv.Leny Peninsula (peninsula after English, and plain burial of Napoleon — French) — is there a free numbering for the excessively active former French politicians … They say that a lot of places, because Sarkozy necessary or tie with Bonapartism, or begin to pack your bags in advance.

General "from the world"

Last week, the so-called soldiers of the Free Syrian Army (FSA) announced that it has gone so Syrian blitzkrieg against itself, that neither is a Russian general, along with his translator. This General Vladimir Kojo, according to, Syrian rebels engaged in consultations in the military, controlled by Bashar Assad
. In the video, which circulated militants, one of their favorites of the remarks that the person is willing to "strangle the Russian kites" that provide "support for the bloody regime."

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After the rise of the news about the "destruction" Kodzhieva Arabic channel "Al Arabiya", which, as you can see, well versed in the Russian generals in Russia began to find information about a person such in the Armed Forces. It turned out that there was no general Kodzhieva in Russia is not, and in the past was not foreseeable, but there is a military retiree named Kuzheev. Vladimir Kuzheev — a retired general in the Russian army — after information about his "murder" in Syria was required to meet with journalists and report on the public display of himself as it is now live and kicking people on the territory of Russia. And, indeed, verified the integrity and safety of retired Russian military …

But if Kuzheev in Moscow, then who then removed the Syrian rebels? The fact that there is no elimination in fact was not. It was only the discovery of certain documents in the name of V.P.Kuzheeva preserved in the archives of the Syrian. General Kuzheev, indeed, some time working on the ground in Syria's military advisor plan the training of officers, but moved to Russia before, as in the Syrian Arab Republic began massive mess.

Of course, that after the Syrian opposition found the archival information about Russian Gen. Kuzheeve, which operated in Syria, and they came in handy clowning with triumphal liquidation "wrong" General. Show buff-entree with calls to destroy Russian accomplices Assad also to the same incessant poking a license Kuzheeva caused indescribable euphoria in the ranks of militants democratizers.

In this connection one should expect that the recent Syrian rebels will "eliminate" and other representatives of the Russian Federation on its territory. Maybe something soon, "Al-Jazeera" with "Al-Arabi" we will provide materials for the "liquidation" in Syria, some people with names like Sir Djukov and Mac DZ. So all Russians with monotonous data is prepared in advance alibi, stating that they will soon not take the "hot" areas in the Syrian Republic and sunbathing on the sun-drenched beaches under portraits of Syrian Bashar al-Assad …

"On an alien planet to be taught to me …"

It would seem, Russian legislative body is on vacation and just getting ready to write essays on "How I spent my summer." But in fact the legal industry boils the water in the kettle left on the stove outstanding. Namely, last week released information about the latest legislative initiative, which aims to own a ban on teaching kids Russian civil servants outside the Russian Federation.

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Citizens! Well this is coming out: neuzh-that children most advanced Russian class — a class of officials — now have to be trained together with the descendants of ordinary Russians in the ordinary Russian Moscow State University, Moscow State Institute, MIPT and other unimportant universities. But this outrage, well, and more! Not for government officials own kids into the world created to give them at the mercy of Russian teachers and Ivanvanychu Marivanna …

This is how much money can fall short of the British, French and South American high schools if the kids Russian officials will be trained in Russia? Only one parking space near the institutes were missing 10 s pink "Bentley" and purple "Maybach", donated by the Russians, officials for her children to a day of their successful admission to Western universities.

It would seem that this is a situation that is close to critical, but all the same creators of the bill is left to bureaucrats children a chance. The fact is that if a child is found to be bureaucratic professional, it can get a scholarship to study abroad. A straddle is that one and all the children of civil servants of our country endowed very much. Well, the same can not be so, that the child or the most talented of the deputy minister of nature resting. Do not be! Every son and every daughter of a bureaucrat in Russia — it is by definition a person more than a professional, and therefore get a grant for foreign training for such a kid — a piece of cake … If useful, the kids in the civil service exam will be given 146 points that way, which, no doubt, open to them in any way … Oxford

Phew … Well, if so, then load off my mind. Means Western universities can not remove the numbers campuses with gold toilets and sofas covered in leather anaconda. Means not rots accursed Western capitalism, as bureaucratic offspring come with Russian passports and demonstrate what Russian patriotism with rhinestones on the municipal flag …

Gallaktichesky trash

No sooner had the two regular Russian satellite "Telkom-3" and "Express-MD2" in "normal mode" did not make it to the designated orbit, do not have time to fall silent voices that control, "Roscosmos" to hang up or heel calluses, or send to the search for extraterrestrial civilizations under its own power, as our branch gallakticheskuyu originally decided to support the South American "partners".

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To Russian side was not too far ahead in terms of failed launches, the lander «Morpheus» NASA got in mind blown up during a test flight of its own. NASA spokeswoman Laura Lichtenberger said that all previous tests «Morpheus» was more than successful, but this time there was a failure of the 1st of the devices.

It will be recalled that the South American lander would be used for landing missions to Mars and the Moon.

How would crash gallakticheskih vehicles we have, both in the United States. Like, and the reaction should be similar, but not here that was. We all listened to Yankee Ms Lichtenberger, recalled about insurance and their contracts, and of steel to correct mistakes. We, usually, have chosen another method: the word decided to take Medvedev and Prime Minister to declare that urgently need to find somebody to blame for starting trouble. Namely Medvedev said, quote: "must be received proposals to punish anyone …"

The vast majority supported the idea that there is a certain person, which played the role of gallakticheskogo Fantomas and tore flight Russian satellites.

Guided by these words, you can not hesitate to blame for the unsuccessful launch of the ship with 2 satellites on board will be found very recently.

At this point it is wor
th trying to make some predictions. Among the culprits would certainly welder 1st of manufacturing companies operating under the auspices of the "Russian Space Agency." This welder is, of course, guided by the destructive motives, undercooked the main seam, thereby, satellites and have gained suitable orbit. Of course, the Commission concludes that the "destructive welder" was trained by "destructive" Russian educational program there as well, so the educational standards of the initial and secondary education professor is an urgent need to modernize, removing hours of physics, arithmetic and industrial training at all and adding more physical education and OBZH … Among the guilty would be possible and technicals that badly rubbed "Mr. Propper" satellites before their launch in gallakticheskoe place than foiled plans "Roskosmos". Well, because the perpetrators should be, according to tradition, the three, the third — it's likely some of a deputy manager of a department, who will perform the role of the famous hero of the "Golden Calf" Fuchs …

Missiles in the Gulf

During the week there were reports that the United States continued to deploy a missile defense system in the Persian Gulf. Well, finally — you can say about it … And then, you know, like the beat going with the regime of Iran, and the missile is in Romania, in the Norwegian fjords are trying to locate. Finally someone from U.S. government officials considered the map of the world, that of the Norwegian fjords and the suburbs of Bucharest to the presidential palace Mahmoud Ahmadinejad somewhat far. It is possible for the U.S. "partners" only rejoice. Geography Lesson learned the hard "Satisfactory."!

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Well, it's only on one side. On the other hand, if Americans begin to deploy more than one sector of the missile defense system in the Persian Gulf region after the European attempts, and later will go to the same side in South-East Asia, tourists from various countries of the world will have to travel the world even more cautious. You just yourself: no matter where you spit — South American missile stuck everywhere — you wonder, distracted, but inadvertently leg for one of them hooked. And that is, neither more nor less, unplanned launch — World scandal, Barack and Hillary will be required to justify this inconsiderate tourists arrive for the start button, and Snow White House and State Department are all to do with it.

Because all the people who are prepared to travel the world, you need to give advice even on the rides in Central Park kakih-nibud Saudi Arabia or the United Arab Emirates be careful and cautious. After all, here between the swings and roundabouts can be installed anti-missile missile, disguised as another object of the playground. To distinguish it from the ordinary ride, you just need to take a closer look closely to the one who is on it in a particular vicinity. If this old lady — God dandelion, feel free to let children play, and if the old woman on his feet planted forged boots, and a tattoo on his shoulder can be seen in the UK «DMB-2012", it is better to pass by in the direction of ice-cream …

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