Results of the week. This is not a small thing for you on tyrit pockets!

Results of the week.  This is not small change in his pockets tyrit!

Nedoigranny "Battleship" Anatoly Serdyukov

As the current President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Medvedev, Russian bureaucrats have long time to start intensively to develop Web. Apparently, the head of the Russian Defense Ministry has decided to actively other ministerial colleagues to follow the path proposed by the President. Sovereign Serdyukov during the week was in the form of a surfer who tried to ride the wave of large-scale modernization of his home office. As the self-development of the main idea of wide-area Internet Ministry of Defense has decided to extend the functionality of their own web site by selecting it on as many as 90 million rubles. Such generous infusions, one must admit, far not every website can afford for themselves. But it is to associate some second-rate websites and so awesome internet phenomenon as the website of the Defense Ministry Russia …

Hearing of such severe cash injections, users rushed to the upgraded website, sharply raising its attendance, and have seen the changes almost universal scale. On the web site there was the apogee of modernization — the section "Games". Nick a few frowned, but still decided to enter the section, waiting to behold in front of you new game design with stunning graphics. But modernization is not going on so trivial way, on another sneaky enemy will be able to understand the logic of our principal military. Adorned in the middle of games and to this day adorn, the highest software services being subject to Serdyukov, "Battleship", "Tetris" and "Minesweeper". Apparently, specifically those games more clearly associated in the development strategy and the strategy of the Russian army … Maybe in the plans for programmers was the introduction of a website solitaire "Scarves" for military women, but either softmeny not download these programs with a torent trackers, or, Microsoft did not appreciate the innovations of Anatoly Serdyukov, but with the "Klondike" something went wrong.

Apparently, the representatives of the Chief Military Prosecutor's Office also decided to visit the "updated" website Ministry of Defense, but for some reason neither "Tetris" or even "Minesweeper" these guests are not impressed. Prosecutors, of course, knew nothing about the modernization of websites heads to initiate a criminal case of theft of 36 million rubles, saying that it is not an upgrade, and fraud. The astonishing abuse of hard 10-s military programmers who wrote day and night program codes in order to word the website has played almost all the facets of the vast areas of the Global Network.

Not a fountain …

In the week of the CEC officially declared President-elect Vladimir Putin's Russia. According to official figures, Putin won 63.6% of the vote and was celebrating his victory in the first round of the presidential election. Such a result is not much pleased with the opposition-minded people, but most of these still did not pose a swing election results in Russia. Most, but not all … This time the venue expressing their dissatisfaction both by the current government, and the results of the elections the opposition decided to choose Pushkin Square. How would ordinarily, pomitingovali, criticized, uttered his word about Putin's administrative resources, it's time to leave. But the word "break", apparently, is not realized not all. Some of them — were drawn to the subway, and others … to the fountain. Namely, in the strategic principle fountain climbed ardent revolutionaries Udaltsov, Navalny and Ponomarev, saying with a Minute moment they bring up the tent, and the capital "maidan" will begin work on the full program there — in general, and the truth guys broke is not a child . It has to be said, the first attempt in the history of the Russian Federation take a dip in the fountain of the capital in the winter, because in the springtime and summertime right bathing in the fountains are awarded a border guards and commandos. During the time spent in the fountain of the opposition even had time for an interview zabugornom media … They say, at this point bring up tents, field kitchens, the revolutionary scarves and we will make our presence felt. But soon, instead of the promised tents and warm orange scarves most active opposition waited more than a warm embrace of the capital nepereimenovannogo riot police officers. Caring about the freedom and purity of the capital's artificial lakes, and, at first, about the fountain on Pushkin, riot police to disperse the revolutionaries assist in the proper sense of the word. Those who disagree with their feet did not want the riot police moved carefully in a specially cooked perfectly heated buses. Well, maybe some people and scratched the face on the ice and thickly overgrown bushes in the square, as is the case here — came to administer the revolution — well, at least the head, then lift the taller, that is … Well, a fountain in our country to start a revolution -it is not convenient. We are more used to the armored cars …

Seeing their own TV screens such unrealized Russian revolutionary impulses "navalnistov" and "udalchistov", shook his head, and John McCain, and Michael McFaul, and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama himself. Our friends are terribly upset, very nasty mood … Obama even forgotten, Where are the greeting card to the address of Vladimir Putin, but so forgotten that and just forgot to congratulate Putin. We McFaul in the basement and remained packed orange mixed with white tents revolutionary — but now will be an opportunity for all South American Embassy to arrange for themselves picnic on the banks of the Moscow River, or, more precisely likely already somewhere far away … John McCain appears again took a lot of their own loved ones antidepressants and urged all and sundry not to recognize the results of the presidential elections in Russia. Retiree who waited to behold McCain Following Russian presidential race — the question … Pills began to act more actively, and McCain has called "pile up" bombard Syria, export the "Arab Spring" in China, apparently zapamyatyvaya that China in general with the Arabs … It seems napryazhenka Vladimir Putin to soothe their own American "partners" will send the parcel with soothing valerian and motherwort. Let poberegut health to internal strife. And, apparently, parcel already reached because Hillary Clinton thought and thought, and suddenly said that Putin Russian elections — and unquestioning obvious favorite.

Caucasian dirty dog

Three times weekly reviews of our hero Misha Saakashvili again gives food for thought. March 7, the Georgian president decided to try for your own words gromozvuchnogo tribune of the Parliament. Ladies seem to expect from Saakashvili congratulated on the future ladies' Happy holiday, but Misha Nikolozovich again did not give the rest of old cockroaches in my head. The ideas are closely cooperating with Azerbaijan smoothly turned into words how Russian occupation authorities are not allowed to develop two Caucasian states. Many wondered whether Saakashvili acted «life», or used his beloved soundtrack … It was too well-known words, unless their seats every time the Georgian president interchanges. From the words of a lover Reds tie could figure out how Russian Empire at one time enslaved the entire Caucasus, and how Saakashvili personally opposes &quot
;the expansion of the Russian 'now.

At the end of the speech Misha Nikolozovich waited incessant stormy applause, sometimes ending in a standing ovation, but many MPs at the end of his speech expressed the view that Saakashvili or not to read stories, or read it in a somewhat controversial editions of American political schools. Saakashvili reminded about George's treatise, and about Irakli II, and the fact that the perception of South American history in general need to be careful. And Saakashvili advised to follow just such spichey use their own stands: in the end, the western soundtrack in Azerbaijan still perceived not as lively as in Georgia. Even the cleaning lady for a long time in the Azerbaijani Milli Majlis scour marks shoe Misha Saakashvili — well, really, how come, so always full of words, makes a mess — and back to Tbilisi. In general, now the Georgian president in Azerbaijan can not provide space for its own excellent revelations — not enough that "smenka" are not, so what if he uses the same pills that John McCain …

A "Protection", it is no longer an Indian

First week of India came contradictory news that some Russian company "Russia's Corporation Defence» hit the so-called "black list" of arms suppliers to the Indian armed forces. Not many companies have in Russia with which the Indian side about the implementation of supply guns. Began to think that after all this is over Russian supplier and as he is black list, in which he landed. It turned out that like all the "evidence" indicate "Rosoboronexport" … It turns out that emerges fascinating Indian cinema: "Rosoboronexport" continues to consider itself a major supplier of arms to India — neither sleep nor spirit that has a certain amount of time is not considered to have Indian defense officials "friends." The staff of "Rosoboronexport", the right word, got nervous and started to seek clarification from New Delhi. But there is, fortunately for the "Rosoboronexport", said the little hitch came with a translation into Russian. Indeed, the Russian company to blacklist hit, but it was a completely different company — "Protect" and "Rosoboroeksport" can continue to sleep peacefully …

It turned out that illegal in India, the company "Protection" has been creating helmets, body armor and car reservations. What is it really not liking the products to "protect" Indians are left wondering: Can be armored "Mercedes" of the 1st of military officials boys playing in the street shot with a slingshot, and may just be a "protective" flak jackets are very hard to cross the sacred Ganges.

Syrian air defenses and democratic Santa

And without that scattered the West does not understand that now "do" with Syria, has experienced another cool shower after the Senate acted in the South American General James Mattis. This man wears ornate "title" Commander of Central Command, United States Army. With such a position and do not know what is happening in Syria, for Mattis was not just a gentleman, because the general began to operate definitions chilling around the "progressive world." He said that now in Syria has built a modern air defense "Maid John Rush," and so begin an operation against al-Assad is currently very risky. And it is something very exciting that most of the "Friends of Syria" immediately grabbed the general's idea: they say, yes, yes, oh, very risky. We say, of course, you still want to remove from the presidency "bloodsucker Bashar," but it was too scary to be put under the "Yahonty" and everything else.

Naturally, we are aware of and previously intractable question the courage of NATO forces, their self-sacrifice in the struggle for world democracy, but thanks to General Mattis found out about it even more. It is now becoming clear that a true democracy comes only in those countries where the difficulties are obvious defense. After all, Santa Claus, carrying a bag full democracy, somehow afraid to fly on their own deer over the cocked S-300 and S-400-animals that can and crap one's pants in fear …

Spring depression in NATO

In the week came the news and that the Russia-NATO summit, scheduled for May 2012, could not have taken place. Rasmussen companions realizes that something very soon on many fronts NATO loses his beloved stranglehold grip and means it's time to contemplate on how to talk now with Russia, because it is specifically our homeland Alliance does not "work" on the thumb scheme . Of course, that NATO before talking to Russia, you need to cheer yourself by, say, say, men, everything is fine, everything is OK — to sing a couple of patriotic slogans, pomarshirovat around the headquarters of the Organization in Brussels — to catch, so to speak much diffused courage. Rasmussen is possible to give some practical advice about how to raise the morale of the Alliance. You can arrange a psychic training, use darts with images of Putin, Assad and Ahmadinejad with reward points accrued for the accuracy of hitting the target. You can, of course, to invite John McCain with his impart courage pills. But it is best — visit the web site of the Russian Ministry of Defense, that "drive" to all the Allies in good old times "Tetris", they say, soothes, — not in vain Well Serdyukov website upgraded …

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