Studies show the Pentagon — the presence of a beard is directly related to battle efficiency!
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In the report, the research team placed Xegis Solutions says that beards are directly related to battle efficiency.
The results of research were cool from 50 fighter with beards, no one was injured or killed, their accuracy have been significantly higher than that of a fighter without beards. In any fighter in no beards was the highest level of personal failure and guns with them all time some shit happened.
CENTCOM, wasted no time in creating new rules that compel men to grow beards.
Commander, General James E. Mattis issued a statement to all the troops in combat zones.