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  • Scrap bones soars.
  • Who was nothing — got quite.
  • Pretty little business — a young body!
  • The air did not notice until it will not spoil …
  • As if the weather had called to nature is not to offend.
  • Do not know how to fly — not to soil the sidewalk.
  • Better small dollar than many thanks!
  • And the old woman is porn.
  • Kick — it's the same cuff, just down the hall.
  • I still have 50 grams of investment and I would be real estate.
  • Wind up, a woman with a cart, the mare in shock.
  • What you dare, then pozhmesh
  • Like it or not, and the ass — back …
  • There is nothing that increases the driver's skills as riding behind a police car.
  • The collective farm is voluntary! Do you want to join, or not — shoot!
  • Glass eye inserted into the peephole, deter from your apartment any thief.
  • And the rustle of green sweet and pleasant to us.
  • Can not be much fun to stretch. Tear off
  • Brain cells are born and die, but fat cells live forever.
  • Trunk — this is such an advanced nostril.
  • In man, all interconnected: the hair out of your ass vydernesh — from the eyes of tears flow.
  • It was beautifully built. Although the right hand sticking out of the suitcase.
  • Of all the fashion kpikov white sneakers very last.
  • If you want to look young and slim — stay close to old and fat.
  • A man should be a bit messy! Or fly was open or sleeve in shit!
  • Sit in the village! No radio, no TV — Internet one left!
  • Klikuha — it's not what you think, and a computer mouse!
  • The new operating system PolterGeyts 98.
  • Wash hands before meals and after keyboard
  • Once upon a time two brothers. One programmer, the second is also a fool.
  • Hard to drive a fly from the screen cursor.
  • Do not want — do not listen, and do not bother to lie.
  • I think it will not be wrong if you say nothing.
  • Ah, good to Mary Poppins.
  • I do not believe in signs. But the match had enough!
  • Life is short — a little patience
  • What I need to do today, do the day after tomorrow. And then two days you will be free
  • PHILIPS change our lives for the better, TEFAL always thinking of us, Sweden — and that for all of us with the mind does. And the only "Russian" than "shock" not good not wait!
  • Least favorite proverb engineers: one foot here, another there …
  • How I live, I can not understand two things: where the dust comes from and where the money disappear.
  • Die, but live life to the end!
  • From Paris to Nakhodka with vodka better than without vodka!
  • Housekeeping zametky. Y If you do not myasopybki, poppobyyte ppodavit meat chepez dypshlag.
  • … And who will spoil our great Russian language, he will receive in the snout without bazaars.
  • And you imagined dirt like a fairy landscape, when the stomach splashing C2H5OH.
  • You're so smart, you will not press the skull?
  • Choose a bride — stupid! The main thing — to choose mother in law!
  • All the symptoms of hemorrhoids face.
  • We all creatures on this earth, especially some.
  • Fewer young people chew "Orbit sugar-free" … who grew up, who died …
  • All the people are so different, but I'm the only one the same.
  • All great men have lived a little … So I'm not feeling anything …
  • In the area of Kazan station registered an earthquake. Entrance fee.
  • Instead of the ballet "Giselle" will train to Ryazan. Tickets are valid.
  • The forest was full of smoke …
  • Winnie the Pooh … to death.
  • Faith can move mountains … it is a tremendous woman.
  • The house has been stolen, and even some stale air.
  • The wine — wisdom, in beer — the power and the water — germs.
  • You're funny, and I get married!
  • Sick of opening refused, he was discharged under the supervision of the district coroner.
  • God gave man two heads, but the blood is so small that they can only think independently.
  • White and fluffy — this is actually gray and hairy.
  • Butterflies die moving into the light, and her grandmother — to red.
  • Digging in the garbage is not ashamed, ashamed to look at this happy.
  • I am not vindictive … so write!
  • Beer is coming to an end
  • In gorily large nostrils, because her thumbs
  • Is jock, bychaetsya
  • Our Tanya crying out loud, asshole squashed ball.
  • Coward — is melting in the singular.
  • Buy, toilet paper, and please come home quickly!
  • If Eve did not change Adam, why man evolved from monkeys
  • Of medical records: "The patient temperature a little sleep and this morning was 23 degrees"
  • I'm not asking you where you are, I ask where you're going!
  • I will dictate that you have developed visual memory
  • Drunken Russian hacker practically unbeatable!
  • Koschei kpyltso went on and scratched syndyk first, then the hare, ytky …
  • As a child, a girl, instead of "at" always "and". Therefore, it was not taken in the ensemble "Kukushechka" …
  • Fellow student, are you — the invalid second degree?
  • Now I have another child was a child
  • Dress! Vypovnyalis gender gap at all!
  • Climbing — a good way to spend the winter summer.
  • Not a single tea pissing people!
  • You have a pun, but we have — brown feces!
  • Fresh food, but turn gray with difficulty!
  • "Change the carpet. 3 to 4 feet on a piece of fat is the same size "
  • The inscription on the back of the Eye — "In a hurry? Jump! "
  • Seven of the fourteen nurses … boobs
  • Heat it to you, girl? Heat Do you blue? …
  • If the person truly wants to live, then the medicine is powerless.
  • All that is good in life, or illegal, or immoral, or leads to obesity (
  • Following the law of a sandwich, it can be concluded that if the sandwich spread on both sides, it is up in the air.
  • Since the store almost nothing else, it was decided to rename the State Treasury in Gohren.
  • If a woman gets angry, then it is not only wrong, but also understands that.
  • Sin to indulge in melancholy, when there are other sins!
  • The greatest proof of the existence of intelligent life in the universe is the fact that so far no one has tried to contact us.
  • Woman: How will spend February 23 and will meet on March 8.
  • The right moment comes at the wrong time
  • Always tell the woman that she is not like the others, if you want to get from it the same as the others.
  • All is well — just by …
  • Life is once, and can even rarer.
  • I will eat you, Little Red Riding Hood! — Said the mad pioneer and ate his cap.
  • Sex — a matter of taste. For one, it's bad for two — well …
  • Tip: You will be easier to get up for work on time, if you put the alarm clock a little trap.
  • The idea came into his head, and now chases brain.
  • Enough delay — it's time to hatch!
  • My husband was very young — only the horns punching.
  • Humility — the shortest path to the unknown.
  • Drink no official part loses its educational value.
  • Married myself — stop comrade.
  • Key chain is so small figulka that allows you to lose all the keys simultaneously.
  • The conclusion of the surgeon, "to hurt not only the cerebral cortex, but also, so to speak, its wood is very …"
  • Love — something eternal. Only partners are changing.
  • Proved that elephants trample chickens more efficiently than roosters.
  • Please send me on courses raise.
  • Summary of Events. The apartment Semenovyh fired a gun, no one was hurt, mother-in-law got off three kick butt on the back.
  • To drawn from home to work and from work to home, post and there on 100 grams and cucumber.
  • Do not rush to go to hell. Without you begin.
  • He gave up smoking, Quit another.
  • What else is to eat to lose weight?
  • Always the case: the orgasm — so in a dream, like diarrhea — so in reality.
  • The author is grateful for the courtesy of the alphabet letters.
  • Ammunition depots AGAIN need full composition of the working staff.
  • Plumber clears silted toilet. Suddenly notices that the boy was watching him, and said to him: — Yes, boy, you is not on the Internet poking around! …
  • Spend the dollar itself, make a section with a friend, give the enemy the ruble.
  • If you have a headache — so it is.
  • What a pity that you finally leave.
  • Begin to do stupid things as early as possible, then it will be time to fix them.
  • The pedestrian is always right. Still alive.
  • Sells boy. Mileage 300 km.
  • A sign above the door of the responsible officer. "Flowers and candy do not drink."
  • The better you know the measure, the more difficult it is to observe.
  • Ellipse — a circle inscribed in a square with sides of three to four.
  • Japanese man in his own sake
  • Women can do everything, just some shy.
  • One head — well, and the body — better.
  • "Also, there are ordinary dreams …" (Freud)
  • He laughs best who runs fast.
  • Instant cyanide UPSA.
  • Apply a favor and inflict good.
  • Pay taxes and die quietly.
  • Every buyer Jeep — free bottle of lemonade.
  • Accident — the sudden inevitable.
  • In the struggle with the ass beaver always wins Beaver.
  • Train hard — easy in his grave.
  • Power fool that clever nonsense to him powerless.
  • Coccyx — a small American police
  • … Quietly, on tiptoe stealing elephant in the room …
  • Collection in 10 hours. Who electronic clocks — in 1000.
  • Not to love women — a crime. Love — punishment.
  • Of the National Russian struggle — one on one with a green snake.
  • Who are destined polyset shall not posedeet.
  • Reinstalling Windows — like defrosting refrigerator. It helps, but not for long.
  • Happy couple: one snores, the other can not hear.
  • Istopiyu — the science of what should have been pposhloe.
  • If someone does not have their own opinion — it means someone of their two …
  • Believe those who are seeking the truth, doubt about those who find it.
  • From … to svetladtsati temnadtsati.
  • Get to the truth …? Now try to get out of the pits!
  • Hu, shall we treat or let him live?
  • Happiness — is when the morning really want to work and home in the evening.
  • All that is done — all the better, and that for the better — it is not done.
  • I'm not vindictive, but wicked and I have a good memory!
  • There might be a second when everything is decided by a minute. And it lasts for hours.
  • Cynicism does not affect the principles paradox illusions.
  • Human stupidity gives an idea of infinity.
  • Alcohol in small doses is safe in any quantity.
  • The car does not start. And it is a childhood dream to have a car.
  • Do not know — shut up! You know — shut up!
  • Every man has the right to the left!
  • Do not believe the traffic light — believe you going to the transport.
  • Strict but fair costume.

Source: Nadvodoi.narod.ru

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