EVA

Parable :-) Eva came to God and said: — Lord, I have a problem! — What’s the problem, Eve? — Lord, I know that he who created you and given me this beautiful garden, all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious snake, but I’m still unhappy. — Why, Eva? — Said a voice from above. — God, I’m lonely and I’m bored to death apples. [Cut] — Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I will make you a man. — What is a man, Lord? — This will be the creation of a spoiled with a bunch of bad habits. It is false and vain, but will be stronger and faster than you would like him to hunt and kill. He will look silly in an excited state, but as you complain, I will make it so that it can satisfy your physical needs. He is blunt and will get involved in such childish, like fights and ball games. It will not be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. — Sounds great — Eva said, ironically raised eyebrow. — What’s the catch, Lord? — Well … you get it on one condition. — And what is the Lord? — As already mentioned, it will be a proud, arrogant and conceited … So you have to let him believe that he was created first. Just remember, it’s our little secret … Well, you know, between us women … ;-)

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