Rastishka or call the office Danone

"Rastishka" or call the office "Danone" To believe or not to believe the advertising — everyone decides for himself. But the fact that it is firmly entrenched in our lives — will not deny anybody … — Hello, the company "Danone-Bolshevik", I listen to you! — Good afternoon. Tell me, what about "Marshmallow Froot Loops" with whom you can talk to? — With me. What are your interests? — I am interested in dosage. — How do you know? [Cut] — I have a boyfriend of 5 years, it is this Rastishka how much to give before going to bed? — We recommend our products to give children from three years old. But do not overfeed. Specifically say how much to curds, a doctor can … — And you do not have the dosage? It’s still a serious thing, if she is flying. — What of it, I do not understand? — Here’s the problem. You have a video showing off the child, "Grandma, I flew at night!" And my complains, you know, he does not fly. Every morning, I hear, "Dad, Dad, I do not fly!" And I will explain to him that? — Well, you explain that … (pause) … for a child — it’s a little unclear advertising. — What is there to understand: Grandmother gives the child a "Marshmallow Froot Loops" and the baby flies. — I understand you. Explain this: if a man — and not necessarily the child — is flying in a dream, it is said (that doctors explain to you better than I do) that the person grows. In a dream. That’s so you can tell your child. — For six months, he eats it and does not fly. Does not fly — so do not grow, right? — Well, I do not know how your child is growing or not. — But I know! Because we have a notch in the kitchen, I always do with an ax every three months, where he has his head. — I know what you mean. So he grew up during those six months? — So the fact of the matter is that there is no! And your cottage cheese this may have the opposite effect? — No, the reverse effect may not have. It is a fermented milk product, it generally does not affect the growth. It contains calcium … — So, wait a second. It may not affect the growth? — I’ll explain. Contains calcium in curds! Calcium is what we do? — Girl, I do not know what you make calcium! You told me that it does not affect the growth. And what the hell he then Rastishka? — It strengthens bone child, ie bones become denser. — The bones are dense, but they are longer than this does not become, right? — I know what you mean. On the question of the growth of your child, consult with your doctor. — I’ve been better to consult an expert on the law on advertising. If I have a kid half a year does not fly and does not grow from your Marshmallow Froot Loops, and ate three boxes already, someone has to answer for it. I spoke with the neighbors, there’s a problem at all similar. (Pause.) — Uh-huh. Clear. — Let’s maybe another movie off? Grandma, I have another bone stronger in his sleep! Ukreplyashka … — You know, I see that you care about this issue somehow. We will be on Monday, brand manager, she came up with this video, it is you and answer all your questions. — Yeah, well, okay. Thanks, at least said he did not have to grow. I should not have worried, goes …

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