Bastard signs of the zodiac

[B] Aries [/ b] impulsive bastard. That says it all. Immediately after the offense or asking for forgiveness — noisy, with a sprinkling ashes on their heads, and other theatrical effects (in order to take up again the next day old), or do not ask for — "pride would not allow." [I] Excuses "found something", "devil lured" etc. [/ i] [cut] [b] Taurus [/ b] The prudent bastard. The complete opposite of Aries. You can not ask, "Do you realize what you're doing?" Even as savvy. Calculated in advance where to strike to make it more painfully. [I] Excuses, "You deserve it". [/ I] [b] twins [/ b] Frivolous bastard. Often do not realize that behaves like a bastard (and a half meanders to the analysis of their actions somehow do not have). About forgets made mischief in 5 minutes. [I] Excuses: "Are you offended? WHY?" [/ I] [b] cancer [/ b] All-Of-Self-Razneschastnaya bastard. It is you — you bastard, and he — an innocent victim. And always will be, even if bad things to his credit ten times more than yours. What's more — it will take care of the whole world know how you are with him, poor thing, bad detour. [I] Excuses, "You forced me!" [/ I] [b] Leo [/ b] Narcissistic Bastard. He's great, others — the dust under your feet. From this position the spring all his paskudstva. [I] Excuses, "I felt like it" — max. [/ I] [b] Virgo [/ b] vindictive bastard. Somewhere once you have crossed her path (or simply fail at its expense) — get. All these years she was just waiting for an opportunity. [I] Excuses: either deaf nesoznanku — "I? But how could you think!" Or the triumphant "But remember …" [/ i] [b] Balance [/ b] Sneaky Bastard. In general, 1st place in the rating of the bastards. Despicable, immoral creature. Here lied, then slandered, betrayed it — a way of life. And all because of cowardice. [I] Excuses: none. Nashakalil and hid. [/ I] [b] Scorpion [/ b] The principal bastard. Principles may be any which are not. From the point of view of its cumbersome and neudoboponimaemogo world, you have violated a ban and should be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter, yes). [I] Excuses: none. And haughtily upturned chin [/ i]. [B] Sagittarius [/ b] Scandalous bastard. Ham tram. Baba Marketplace. Enjoys the conflict as such. [I] Excuses: nonsensical text, liberally laced with obscenities — in a raised voice. [/ I] [b] Capricorn [/ b] Limited bastard. Indifference Taurus + Leo + selfishness of his personal, unique stupidity. More greed — as a seasoning. [I] Excuses: "It happened". [/ I] [b] Aquarius [/ b] The cynical bastard. Honorable 2nd place. Make the muck only to laugh at your suffering. He has a congenital heart defect — that is to say it (the heart) absence. [I] Excuses, "Ha-ha". [/ I] [b] Fish [/ b] An indifferent bastard. Hearing the cry of "Help!" Slams the window and tightly wrapped in a blanket. Do not come to you in the hospital where you live out the last days of the injections. And so on in the same spirit. [I] Excuses, "Every man for himself, I'm sorry". [/ I]

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