Tale of the mole, who wanted to know who relieve themselves on his head

Continuing the theme of the achievements of Western culture on child education should recall the German book for kids that's about this mole with feces on his head. The Internet got its popularity Czech translation. The text is placed without censorship.


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Early one morning a mole stuck his head out of the hole, and he fell down a lot of shit.

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— What kind of garbage??? — Angry mole. — Who shit on my head?

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— This is your shit? — He asked the pigeon that flew by.

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— Mine? I shit like that. — Said the dove.

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— This is your shit? — Asked the mole in horses grazing in a meadow near.

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— I'm such cocoa round poop — said horse.

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— This is your poop? — Asked a rabbit mole.
— My?

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— I like that cocoa — showed hare.

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— This is your shit? — Asked the mole had lost all hope of a goat, which was grazing nearby.about Mole
— Here's my shit — pull their socks up, said the goat.

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— Cow confess, is that you give a shit on my head? — Asked the mole.

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Looking at the brown-green cake, mole immediately realized that it was not a cow.

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— This is your shit? — Ran a mole on a pig.

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— Puuuk! — Published a pig. Mole in disgust pinched nose paw.

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"Well, what the …" — thought it was a mole, when he saw two dung flies. "That's what will help me!" — Decided mole and asked them: — Do not tell me, whose shit on my head?
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— SCHA we hold expertise — said the flies. Ate a piece of shit, and said — you shit on PES.
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Finally found a mole who shit on his head!
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Here's the thing.
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While the dog slept, mole heartily shit on his head.about Mole
And with a calm heart mole dug into its burrow.

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