Summer in New York City: In the air, the smell of gunpowder, sausages, marijuana, barbecue, sun cream, beer, and kerosene

23 years. man, trying to get the fallen on the tracks NY Metro iPhone5, hit the third rail, flared and then died under the wheels of a train.

Mountains. authorities open in three areas of New York City public schools for gays, which will teach the basics of self-defense and martial arts.

With the arrival of summer in NY street shooting resumed. Last weekend, 25 people were ognestr. injuries (most in Brooklyn.) We have data for 48 hours (Saturday-Sunday). Brooklyn — 12 people, 8 in the Bronx, four in Queens and one in Manhattan. All in hospitals.

A man in an SS uniform, opening the door with his boot Court in New Jersey, demanded the return of the right to see his son, Adolf Hitler Campbell. In the photo the father of Adolf Hitler Campbell, now a "Gauleiter of New Jersey." Deprived of parental rights in 2011. Changed the name "Hitler" and his sisters — "Aryan Nation" and "Honzling Himmler." He was deprived of parental rights is not for the names of the children, and for cruel treatment.

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In New York City kicks off campaign calling on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people increasingly adopt orphans. Most of the funds ($ 400,000) on an advertising campaign for the adoption of orphans is allocated from the city budget NY, the rest — the LGBT community.

On the flight New York — Atlanta students were planted brooklyn. Jewish school (101 teenagers) who refused to turn off the phone and take to the field.

In Queens arrested 45 years. a single mother, the president of the company, "Fantastic", a cat. grew marijuana in prom.masshtabe. 33 out of Facebook friend of a single mother who has raised 3,000 bushes of marijuana and two daughters, received subpoenas for questioning by the DEA, 3 arrested. Calculated on the electricity bill ($ 7000 per month) and the purchase of 1,000 lamps in households. store.

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In New York City kicks off campaign calling on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people increasingly adopt orphans. Most of the funds ($ 400,000) on an advertising campaign for the adoption of orphans is allocated from the city budget NY, the rest — the LGBT community.

On the flight New York — Atlanta students were planted brooklyn. Jewish school (101 teenagers) who refused to turn off the phone and take to the field.

In Queens arrested 45 years. a single mother, the president of the company, "Fantastic", a cat. grew marijuana in prom.masshtabe. 33 out of Facebook friend of a single mother who has raised 3,000 bushes of marijuana and two daughters, received subpoenas for questioning by the DEA, 3 arrested. Calculated on the electricity bill ($ 7000 per month) and the purchase of 1,000 lamps in households. store.

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Writer and presenter of psychological help on the radio WBAI 99.5 FM (New York) committed suicide by strangling himself packets.

In the U.S., 84-year-old poor grandmother won the lottery $ 590 million. "I'm happy my family back together again, even grandson called!"

All customer data telecommunications company Verizon (121 million people). Were secretly transferred to the customer service e-Intelligence (NSA / CSS). The public is shocked — "why intelligence bugged all calls without warning." Agency Nat. U.S. security since 2007 listens phones, "Skype", and collects data from the servers of the 9 largest telecom operators.

New! Manhattan sex therapist Intern for just $ 240 at home looks like you do have sex with a partner and show that "not true."

The driver "Infiniti", who entered with a lamppost in Chinese laundry at 137 Lexington Ave, disappeared with the words "New York zadolbal."

U.S. experts: the Russian complex flood protection barrier in St. Petersburg is ideal for New York and New Jersey.

Manhattan (40 Madison St) 31 years. man suspected of murder, took hostage three people. Summoned squad SWAT / ESU, area cordoned off. One of the "hostages" at 40 Madison St (nizh. Manhattan) in 4 hours commandos opened the door and sleepily said they got the wrong address.

Queens: The FBI continued excavations at the home of former partner Cream. Lukkezze family, who rolled into the concrete basement of several. people.

51-year-old resident of Queens, who had beaten in the street homeless black cat with white paws rusty iron, will be thrown in jail for 2 years.

In Brooklyn, 39-years old. female lawyer "on something" spanked her panties 2 policemen, calling them "Faking Pigs." Devoid license for 3 years.

On June 27 in New York will work free summer field kitchens for children up to 18 years. Breakfast: 8:00 to 9:15, lunch from 11:00 until 13:15. Address field kitchens is available by phone. 311. Distribution of free breakfasts and lunches to needy will last until August 30 (after school). During the summer of last year fed 7,000,000 times.

Employees IRS spent $ 493,000 (state money) for French wine, German porn and Thai diet pills.

The employee NY airport LaGuardia, swing into town for pizza on the passenger gangway airline "Southwest", dismissed.

Unknown opened fire on a crowd of dancing people on 60 E52 St (Brooklyn). 7 people were injured, five of them in intensive care. Area cordoned off.

$ 235 million allocated for the reconstruction of the Verrazano Bridge (Brooklyn, Staten Island), went to China, where wages steelworker is $ 10 a day.

Of the 150 people from 48 countries who took the oath of U.S. citizenship ceremony in Manhattan on July 2, there was not a single Russian.

Every day in New York, killing two-thirds of the person. "The absolute record" — said Police Commissioner Ray Kelly.

In the air, the smell of gunpowder, sausages, marijuana, barbecue, sun cream, beer, and kerosene. Brooklyn now:

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In Brooklyn's Cypress Hills, stuffed with street gangs in New York, the search continues sniper who wounded a policeman in the morning.

Workers in the mountains. Services 311, receiving complaints from residents of NY, begging me to fix air conditioning in the office, bring cockroaches and pour the water in the cooler.

At St. Joseph's Hospital (New York) "dead" girl suddenly opened her eyes and watched in silence as the doctors removed the kidney and heart. Doctors mistakenly pronounced dead relatives and agreed to the surgery for removal of donor organs … surgeons do not have to listen to an assistant. She reported the presence of pulse and respiration, all recorded in the report. The mother of the dead girl committed suicide. (Read on: Trafficking in human organs in the U.S.)

For those who get to the home on the subway, where the police let perftoruglevodorodny gas: at night in NY begin to spray pesticides against mosquitoes. Pesticides sprayed over New York to be safe. In some cases, diarrhea may occur. In the case of vision loss, call 911.

In the hospital Beth-Israel (Manhattan) brought to crit. state white male kriknuvshy blacks "niggers, lost his job because of you!".

In Brooklyn, Coney Island Hospital killed 40-year-old man, who poured in an incompatible blood type. Blood transfusion station closed.

In the election of the mayor of New York once again leads the lesbian Christine Quinn, who had a medical today. help the girl fell into a swoon-volunteer. Girl volunteer in a swoon — it's the same gift as a fallen soap in the shower gay.

Because of the heat wave in New York, tens of thousands of people were left without electricity. In the Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens burning power lines.

The restaurant "McDonald's" in Manhattan rally of workers who refuse to work in the "infernal hell" without air conditioning for $ 8 / hour (before 25% tax).

Prospect Park (Menahan St) as a result of disassembly 5 people were ognestr. injured, including two random girl on a swing.

In the hospitals of New York began to prescribe to patients rustic vegetables and fruits. Spec. Coupons can be obtained from the attending physician.

By 2015, the passage in the New York metro area will rise to $ 3.00 in 2017 and to $ 3.25.

In Queens unknown drove a hijacked. excavator at Chase bank and tried to break bucket ATM. 48St area cordoned off.

The first question when meeting a friend in New York: "You have bugs in the house?" Second, "and MOUSE?". Last year there were bugs in the mouse. 2 years ago — bugs, mice and ladybugs (cloud cows).

Central Park in Manhattan two hungry raccoon attacked a lonely 26-year-old girl. Girl taken to hospital with leg injuries. Says raccoons were like "on something" went sideways and looked at her, and when she stopped to make a photo in instagram attacked.

The representatives of the LGBT community have poured in front of the Consulate General of Russia in New York drawer Russian vodka.

In New York, the couple put into Google the words "pressure cooker" and "backpack" and after 45 min. there were men in black, searched and interrogated with a lamp.

In Brooklyn, arrested 20 years. ice cream vendor who sold the van with strawberry ice cream in a waffle cups, cocaine and oxycodone. Van for sale klubnich. ice cream and pure cocaine was equipped with loudspeakers, of which loudly and persistently played cheerful music.

In New Jersey (Ocean City) fisherman caught two striped perch and female foot in a sneaker adidasovskom. Divers are trying to find other remains.

For those going to the beach in NY: flocks of great white man-eating sharks, for unknown reasons, are flocking to the north-east coast of the United States.

Candidate for mayor of New York, John Liu took off in fourth place after promising to legalize marijuana. In general, he was an outsider.

Manhattan (Chelsea area) brutally beaten by two men who came out of the theater holding hands.

Residents of Brooklyn (Cobble Hill) shocked by a new neighbor who set his house in see-through shower with a window to the floor.

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In Brooklyn's Cypress Hills, stuffed with street gangs in New York, the search continues sniper who wounded a policeman in the morning.

Workers in the mountains. Services 311, receiving complaints from residents of NY, begging me to fix air conditioning in the office, bring cockroaches and pour the water in the cooler.

At St. Joseph's Hospital (New York) "dead" girl suddenly opened her eyes and watched in silence as the doctors removed the kidney and heart. Doctors mistakenly pronounced dead relatives and agreed to the surgery for removal of donor organs … surgeons do not have to listen to an assistant. She reported the presence of pulse and respiration, all recorded in the report. The mother of the dead girl committed suicide. (Read on: Trafficking in human organs in the U.S.)

For those who get to the home on the subway, where the police let perftoruglevodorodny gas: at night in NY begin to spray pesticides against mosquitoes. Pesticides sprayed over New York to be safe. In some cases, diarrhea may occur. In the case of vision loss, call 911.

In the hospital Beth-Israel (Manhattan) brought to crit. state white male kriknuvshy blacks "niggers, lost his job because of you!".

In Brooklyn, Coney Island Hospital killed 40-year-old man, who poured in an incompatible blood type. Blood transfusion station closed.

In the election of the mayor of New York once again leads the lesbian Christine Quinn, who had a medical today. help the girl fell into a swoon-volunteer. Girl volunteer in a swoon — it's the same gift as a fallen soap in the shower gay.

Because of the heat wave in New York, tens of thousands of people were left without electricity. In the Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens burning power lines.

The restaurant "McDonald's" in Manhattan rally of workers who refuse to work in the "infernal hell" without air conditioning for $ 8 / hour (before 25% tax).

Prospect Park (Menahan St) as a result of disassembly 5 people were ognestr. injured, including two random girl on a swing.

In the hospitals of New York began to prescribe to patients rustic vegetables and fruits. Spec. Coupons can be obtained from the attending physician.

By 2015, the passage in the New York metro area will rise to $ 3.00 in 2017 and to $ 3.25.

In Queens unknown drove a hijacked. excavator at Chase bank and tried to break bucket ATM. 48St area cordoned off.

The first question when meeting a friend in New York: "You have bugs in the house?" Second, "and MOUSE?". Last year there were bugs in the mouse. 2 years ago — bugs, mice and ladybugs (cloud cows).

Central Park in Manhattan two hungry raccoon attacked a lonely 26-year-old girl. Girl taken to hospital with leg injuries. Says raccoons were like "on something" went sideways and looked at her, and when she stopped to make a photo in instagram attacked.

The representatives of the LGBT community have poured in front of the Consulate General of Russia in New York drawer Russian vodka.

In New York, the couple put into Google the words "pressure cooker" and "backpack" and after 45 min. there were men in black, searched and interrogated with a lamp.

In Brooklyn, arrested 20 years. ice cream vendor who sold the van with strawberry ice cream in a waffle cups, cocaine and oxycodone. Van for sale klubnich. ice cream and pure cocaine was equipped with loudspeakers, of which loudly and persistently played cheerful music.

In New Jersey (Ocean City) fisherman caught two striped perch and female foot in a sneaker adidasovskom. Divers are trying to find other remains.

For those going to the beach in NY: flocks of great white man-eating sharks, for unknown reasons, are flocking to the north-east coast of the United States.

Candidate for mayor of New York, John Liu took off in fourth place after promising to legalize marijuana. In general, he was an outsider.

Manhattan (Chelsea area) brutally beaten by two men who came out of the theater holding hands.

Residents of Brooklyn (Cobble Hill) shocked by a new neighbor who set his house in see-through shower with a window to the floor.

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New York is recognized as the most rude and arrogant U.S. state. The most blunt — Mississippi, where the locals understand English from fifth time.

Armored van robbery in Brooklyn (lost $ 500,000) was staged: the two collectors are not passed a lie detector test FBI.

At the airport, John F. Kennedy arrested 33-year-old man, who brought on sale in two suitcases on wheels low-enriched uranium.

In the store building «Macy's», built in 1901, suddenly collapsed basement.

Candidate for mayor of New York, Anthony Wiener used the services of "people on the hour," where the actors are happy supporters for $ 15 / hour.

On Friday at Apple stores in New York, will begin the exchange of old-fifths of iPhones on fresh. Sell your shameful legacy ayfon5 can be $ 300. Fresh iPhones (iPhone 5S) will be brought to New York for September 10-20.

In any unclear situation in New York, reach for the passport of the Russian Federation. Thank you all, let me go (without protocol and penalties).

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